Things I never knew I’d say… Part One
- Zuri Sabir
- Dec 20, 2017
- 1 min read
Things I never knew I’d say…as a parent.
Stay tuned because this list will continue to grow. Comment below your own outrageous utterances.
Thank you in advance for the laugh!
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Here are the top ten crazy things said this week:
1. …Please don’t pee out of the upstairs window.
2. The plants don’t need a haircut, thank you!
3. I promise the foam won’t eat you.
4. Stop talking telepathically to each other, I can't keep up.
5. Who ate all the toothpaste?
6. Oh, it’s you who keeps pulling pieces off the wall.
7. I’m pretty sure the baby is portal jumping when we leave the room.
8. I’m pretty sure the youngest is actually an 80 year old Japanese man in a baby’s body. Here’s how we know:
9. The bus is here! Are you not wearing underwear?
10. You can’t melt chocolate in the toaster. ...Or on the space heater.
*Face palm*
Zuri Sabir, CD-B/P
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